Let's give it up again for our players of the week and let's send it back over to Crypt!
Thank you John! What a beguiling bunch of bruisers who won awards this week! Well folks we are just about ready to wrap up week two here, let's send it over to our final correspondent Howard Co-Hell
with our injury report and the bloodiest game of the week!
I'd like to say thank you Crypt but I just found ou that Ronnie Rott is the highest paid broadcast journalist in all of blood bowl! I find this unacceptable! I dont care how many pukitzerss he has I've been here since day one if it's anyone who should be highest paid its me! Well let's get to the injury report, remember its badly hurt, then miss next game, then niggling injury, then permanent stat down and then of course DEATH. Let's take a look at week 2!
Badly Hurt – Galnak Tear-Calf of Stinking Geysers; Feel of Flesh and Commie's Left Butt Cheek from Kingdom of The Misfit; City Councilman #2 from Rats off To Ya!! Homer Simpson and Edwin Advor (Journeyman) from Springfield Atoms; Spitznogle and BlutSauger from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Vincenzo Giovanni from UW: Blood Wars; Treasure Hunter From Dumpster Diving Lizards; Elbrior and Shane Falcom from Speedy Demons; Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman from Dangerous Warriors;Klitz of Pahualaxa (journey-skink) from Pax Romana; Saint Orasiten and Saint Simenion from Old Orleans Saints 2; Ag Sveinsson from Let's Go Beserk.
MNG – Hong Kong Flue from STD PROS; Phil Prebscott from Rats off To Ya!!; Dislocate Arms for Study and Talks with Puns from Kingdom of The Misfit; Lorundoddr from Loki's Toys; Ugroth Smash'Eyez from Da wild tings.
Niggling Injury – Brojack Horseman from #Swole.
Permanent Stat Down – Bubz from Strong Bad's Awesome Team with Armor Down; Marius from UW: Blood Wars with Movment Down; Slouk'gor from Kiss of Death with movement down.
Death – Brojo Riley and Viserys Targaryen from #Swole; Mysterious Drifter from Rats off To Ya!!; Shari Thorn from The Cure; Cazlow from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Felril and Faraere from Orion Magics; Ofelgr The Stout from Let's Go Beserk!!!!
That does it for the injury report now we give the award for bloodiest game of the week! Though we did not have many choices for bloodiest game ultimatley we selected the Rats off To Ya vs Kingdom of The Misfit match which featured 7 injuries including a death, and three missed next games! Do I since the beggingings of a rivalry?