That does it for The Player of the Week! Let's send it over to Dead Sabol! For the injury report and bloodiest game of the week!
Thanks very much John!! Hello this is Dead Sabol and I've got all the gruesome details for this week's Inside The NBP Injury Report! As you know we rank the injuries by severity we start with badly hurt, then we go to miss next game, then niggling, then permanent stat down, and then finally DEATH that final injury!
Badly Hurt – It a Sex Thing and Tim is Time from Joes Imaginations; Modo from Überwald Cannonballs; Kaptain Stalebreath from A Sinking Ship; Nice Albert from Regalis Arse Holes; Mitch Kramer from The Underworld Achievers; Weapon X, Pwyych and Tuyit from Rattus Rattus Rattus; Snotkit and Squignitt from The Fun Guys; Morphaamuteofhell from Warpfire Stones; Sorea Shalaev Old Town Polecats; Akuma, Vega and Balrom From Super Street Fighter Elves; The Red Piper, Breakfast is Coming, and Ti-ryan Lannister from The Game of Gnomes; Kimnik from HAMELIN SEWERAGE; Titch McWappy, Old Patch Bertie, and Ken Adams II from Dr J's Dweebs; Akorlay and Brizendil from Loren Rockets.
Miss Next Game – Lex Luthor from Villains of DC; Bill S Preston Esquire from The Underworld Achievers; Igor Tsvetayev from Old Town Polecats.
Niggling Injury - Clawed Humphreys from Gored Ya Bulldawgs.
Permanent Stat Down – Macchu Picchu from GLOBB with armor value down; Weeshag from The Fun Guys with Strength down; Birdie from Super Street Fighter Elves with Armor Down; Samwell Tardy from Game of Gnomes with movement down; Abe-Ra-Ham from Dr J's Dweebs with Agility Down.
Dead – Meat Bag from Joes Imaginations; Sluee Creep from Warpfire Stones; Alexei Patrushev from Old Town Polecats; Ramsay Slow and Arya Kidding Me? From The Game of Gnomes; Anazmache Deinomache from Rainforest Queens; Mij-et-Man from DR J's Dweebs; Evilball from Scarface Scavengers v2; Githmice and Haldrin from Loren Rockets.
That does it for the injury report! Now before we wrap things up its time for the Bloodiest Game of The Week! This week it was a contest between both games that featured Halfling Teams! Ultimately the award goes to The Super Street Fighter Elves vs The Game of Gnomes! With 10 casualties including 2 deaths, and 2 permanent stat downs!