Announcing FantasticDRJ's dELFamental Showdown!

NBP-PRO is proud to announce another of our unique competitions!  This time it's FantasticDRJ's dELFamental Showdown!  What is a dELFamental showdown?  I'm glad you asked.

The competition will feature 16 teams in 4 divisions of 4.  We will play 2 sets of division games with the same division (similiar to NBP-Pro season structure without intra-conference games).  After the 2 sets are played (6 games) the top 2 teams of each of the 4 divisions will enter into an 8 team knockout tournament to crown the best dELFamental team of them all!

Restrictions

ELF TEAMS ONLY (wood elf, high elf, dark elf) from NBP-PRO Developmental ladder (dELFamental get it)

TV Cap is 1650/ With a maximum 20 games played

Registration is first come first served, and you can sign up at http://nbp-pro.freeforums.net/thread/77/fantasticdrjs-delfamental-showdown-registration

The Format will be one game played a week (to match pro)

Competition runs under the standard NBP Bylaws.

Kickoff will be Monday April 3rd (beginning of the NBP Mid-Season Break).

DIvision organization will be based on time zones and play availability and will be named as such

Drow Division

Rockseer Division

Grugach Division

Avariel Division

 

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 2

Hello fans and blood-thirsty blood bowlers and welcome again to another edition of Inside The NBP, the highest rated weekly wrap-up show for Blood Bowl League Nuffle Be Praised! I'm Crypt Collinsworth your guide to all things NBP. We have all the week 2 match recaps, our spotlight on our players of the week, and of course our injury report and bloodiest game of the week!

I know some of you are dying out there to get to all the week's violent action so let's start off with our week 2 recaps featuring the highest paid correspondent in professional blood bowl Mr. Ronnie Rott! Let's send it over to Ronnie now!

Footage of NBP Head Referee Ed Hock-a-Loogie overseeing the action from week 2.

Footage of NBP Head Referee Ed Hock-a-Loogie overseeing the action from week 2.

Thank you very much Crypt you are too cruel! However you realize now that you've told everyone how well paid I am Co-Hell will be gunning for my job instead of gunning for yours! But enough of that, it's time for blood bowl! That game of beautiful organized violence that we all obsess over. I've got 12 highlight filled recaps from every week 2 match in Nuffle Be Praised's Pro League!

Let's kick off the recap action with the Eastern Conference's Tar and Feather Division. Our first match featured The STD PROS Nurgle Squad taking on The Stinking Geysers Orc Brigade. Both teams came up short in their respective matches week one and were looking to turn things around in week 2. At the end of the match Stinking Geysers had edged out STD PROS 1 to 0.

Can this touchdown spark momentum for Stinking Geysers?

Can this touchdown spark momentum for Stinking Geysers?

Our other match up in Tar and Feather was our Showcase Rivalry Match-up of the week between Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk and The Boys of #Swole. Our longtime fans will know that this match was a record setting fifth match between The Awesome Team and #Swole. #Swole had absolutely owned the rivalry up to this point with 3 wins and 1 tie. It was obvious from the beginning of the match that Strong Bad's Awesome Team had been waiting a long time to exact revenge on #Swole, and exact revenge they did. Killing Brojo Riley and Troll Slayer Viserys Targaryen enroute to winning the match 2 to 1 and taking first place in Tar and Feather!

The last living moments of Viserys Targaryen.

The last living moments of Viserys Targaryen.

Now we move over to Deep Dark where we check in with Kingdom of the Misfit taking on Rats off To Ya!! Kingdom of the Misfit is just the second bretonnian team to be represented in the ranks of NBP Pro taking on just the third ever skaven team to be featured in NBP Pro. In a fast and frenetic match-up the skaven showed why you have to keep track of all 11 players at all times, racking up a 3 to 0 victory against Kingdom of The Misfit to start the season 2 and 0.

The Mysterious Drifter shuffles of his mortal coil.

The Mysterious Drifter shuffles of his mortal coil.

Deep Dark's other match up featured Goth Bondage Party taking on Loki's Toys. In a performance uncharacteristic of Goth Bondage Party's Skill; the leather clad boys (and gal) struggled to match up with the Norse players. In what has to be considered an upset Loki's Toys won the match 2 to 0, and with that Goth Bondage Party's Season 3 Struggles Continue.

Heimdal Solo continues to impress since his transfer from The Norse Awakens

Heimdal Solo continues to impress since his transfer from The Norse Awakens

That does it for the Eastern Conference; next up we head over to The Ale and Anarchy division of The Western Conference. In match one The Cure clashed with Nekromancies Folly. In a defensive and tactical affair characteristic of a battle with Nurgle, Nekromancies Folly were finally able to find an opening to score and win the match 1 to 0 and with it their second win in as many weeks.

This photo was taken right before this flesh golem punched our cameraman in the face.

This photo was taken right before this flesh golem punched our cameraman in the face.

Our second match-up of Ale and Anarchy was between Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht and Springfield Atoms. The woes continued for the Atoms as they struggled to right the team and get back to their winning ways as they ran into a buzzsaw named Maus Fang that helped propel Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht to a 3 to 0 victory.

Spitznogle scoring the first touchdown for Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht and then promptly getting in line for a squid burger.

Spitznogle scoring the first touchdown for Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht and then promptly getting in line for a squid burger.

Now we head over to Salt Warks in The Western Conference where in our first match Street Fighter Elves took on Underworld:Blood Wars. After their impressive showing in week 1 Street Fighter Elves continued their dominant performance handing the necromantic UW:Blood Wars a 3 to 1 loss.

M Bison is eager to show the rest of the team that HE is the true leader of Street Fighter Elves.

M Bison is eager to show the rest of the team that HE is the true leader of Street Fighter Elves.

In our last match up of the Western Conference Speedy Demons battled with season 2 champion Dumpster Diving Lizards. In a brisk contest Dumpster Diving Lizards took control early and extended their incredible win streak winning 2 to 0.

Elbrior going for a ride, before going for another ride.

Elbrior going for a ride, before going for another ride.

We are finished with the Western Conference so that of course leaves only NBP Europa Conference where first we check in with The Old World Division where in our first match up Orion Magics took on Dangerous Warriors. After having a rough week one casualty wise The Magics were looking to minimize the hits to their squad, of course Dangerous Warriors had other things in mind. Though Orion Magics won the match 3 to 1, they suffered a costly two deaths.

Beloved team member Stan “Darsh” Marsh gets taken out of the match.

Beloved team member Stan “Darsh” Marsh gets taken out of the match.

Next up we have match up between Da wild tings and season two runner up Pax Romana. The Orcs looked to bully their presence on the pitch; however their black orcs proved no match for Pax Romana's withering Saurus forces as Pax Romana defeated Da wild tings 2 to 0.

We are going to probably have to fire our camera-man.

We are going to probably have to fire our camera-man.

Lastly we have our Beheaded Kings Division with our firs tmatch up between The Old Orleans Saints #2 and The Rockport Redbacks. Week one proved to be devastating to the health of The Saints bench. They could ill afford another performance but they also needed to win this match to keep up pace in the division. The Rockport Redbacks for their part are looking to show they are better then their season 2 record. In our highest scoring game of the week Old Orleans Saints squeaked by with final possession winning the match 3 to 2 over Rockport Redbacks.

Touchdown pass caught by Saint Orastien

Touchdown pass caught by Saint Orastien

Our final match up of the week featured Let's Go Beserk!!!! and Kiss of Death. After picking up the win week one Let's Go Beserk looked to extend their victory, however they ran headlong into Kiss of Death, who are on something of a win streak themselves. After many harsh words and face punches Kiss of Death won the day with the 1 to 0 victory.

Let's say our final words for Ofeiger The Stout

Let's say our final words for Ofeiger The Stout

That does it for this weeks recaps, talk about action! Alot of contenders emerging early in Season 2! we have Strong Bad's Awesome Team and Rats off To Ya!! in the East. Nekromancies Folly,Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht, Street Figher Elves and Of Course Dumpster Diving Lizards in the West. Pax Romana and Kiss of Death in Europa. Of course its far too early for anything like that and anyone who speculated surely would incur Nuffle's Wrath. Let's send it back over to Crypt!

What a slaughterific wrap up Ronnie! I know I'm not the only one looking forward to all of Week 3's match ups! But before we can get to week threes match ups we have week 2's Players of The Week with John Maddening! We are going to take a quick break and when we come back we will send it over to John Maddening!

Now back to our reguarly scheduled programming.

Now back to our reguarly scheduled programming.

Welcome back fans John Maddening here with the Nuffle Be Praised Inside The NBP Players of the Week! As usual we've got the best players of the East, West and Europa and the best player of of those three for the overall player of the week. The selection criteria is based on overall SPP and on-field performance.

First up we have Player of the Week Eastern Conference, and it looks like folks this week Homestar Runner (Beast-Man) has won the award back to back putting in another 2 touchdown 6 SPP performance in Strong Bad's Awesome Team's victory against #Swole.

For the winner Player of The Week West we had many great choices to pick from, but ultimately this candidate stood head and claws above the rest as the award goes to Maus Fang of Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht with a whopping 7 SPP!

Now we have the Player of the Week Europa and the award goes to Orion Magics Zesinil! Zesinil earned the honors by scoring 2 touchdowns in The Magics win over Dangerous Warriors.

Finally we give the award for Player of The League Week 2! This week the award goes to Maus Fang! Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht's vicious Werewolf, who 7 total SPP earned without anMVP was far and away the most impressive performance of week 2.

Maus Fang frenzying all over the pitch during week 2.

Maus Fang frenzying all over the pitch during week 2.

Let's give it up again for our players of the week and let's send it back over to Crypt!

Thank you John! What a beguiling bunch of bruisers who won awards this week! Well folks we are just about ready to wrap up week two here, let's send it over to our final correspondent Howard Co-Hell

with our injury report and the bloodiest game of the week!

I'd like to say thank you Crypt but I just found ou that Ronnie Rott is the highest paid broadcast journalist in all of blood bowl! I find this unacceptable! I dont care how many pukitzerss he has I've been here since day one if it's anyone who should be highest paid its me! Well let's get to the injury report, remember its badly hurt, then miss next game, then niggling injury, then permanent stat down and then of course DEATH. Let's take a look at week 2!

Badly Hurt – Galnak Tear-Calf of Stinking Geysers; Feel of Flesh and Commie's Left Butt Cheek from Kingdom of The Misfit; City Councilman #2 from Rats off To Ya!! Homer Simpson and Edwin Advor (Journeyman) from Springfield Atoms; Spitznogle and BlutSauger from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Vincenzo Giovanni from UW: Blood Wars; Treasure Hunter From Dumpster Diving Lizards; Elbrior and Shane Falcom from Speedy Demons; Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman from Dangerous Warriors;Klitz of Pahualaxa (journey-skink) from Pax Romana; Saint Orasiten and Saint Simenion from Old Orleans Saints 2; Ag Sveinsson from Let's Go Beserk.

MNG – Hong Kong Flue from STD PROS; Phil Prebscott from Rats off To Ya!!; Dislocate Arms for Study and Talks with Puns from Kingdom of The Misfit; Lorundoddr from Loki's Toys; Ugroth Smash'Eyez from Da wild tings.

Niggling Injury – Brojack Horseman from #Swole.

Permanent Stat Down – Bubz from Strong Bad's Awesome Team with Armor Down; Marius from UW: Blood Wars with Movment Down; Slouk'gor from Kiss of Death with movement down.

Death – Brojo Riley and Viserys Targaryen from #Swole; Mysterious Drifter from Rats off To Ya!!; Shari Thorn from The Cure; Cazlow from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Felril and Faraere from Orion Magics; Ofelgr The Stout from Let's Go Beserk!!!!

That does it for the injury report now we give the award for bloodiest game of the week! Though we did not have many choices for bloodiest game ultimatley we selected the Rats off To Ya vs Kingdom of The Misfit match which featured 7 injuries including a death, and three missed next games! Do I since the beggingings of a rivalry?

Some interesting names out of commission there.

Some interesting names out of commission there.

A dead rat, a badly hurt rate and a miss next game rat, only two away from hitting in cycle.

A dead rat, a badly hurt rate and a miss next game rat, only two away from hitting in cycle.

That does it for the injury report back to you Crypt!

Thanks Howard well folks that does it for another edition of Inside The NBP, for Ronnie Rott, John Maddening and Howard Co-Hell I'm Crypt Collinsworth saying thanks for tuning in and Remember to Always Praise Nuffle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 1

Hello fans and fellow Blood-Bowlers! It's that time of the year again; another season of Nuffle Be Praised Pro, which means another season of Inside The NBP! As always I am your faithless servant of all things Blood Bowl Crypt Collinsworth! I'm here with all the unusual suspects to bring you all the action from our season 3 kick-off! We've got a jam packed edition this week; featuring match recaps, our players of the week, and of course the injury report featuring the Bloodiest Game of the Week! Let's kick things off right now with the week 1 match recaps with our puke-itzer prize winning correspondent Ronnie Rott!

Ronnie spent the off-season lobbying for reinstatement to join one of the Nurgle Squads but his Nurgle's Rot is so severe that no league official was willing to meet with him in person.

Ronnie spent the off-season lobbying for reinstatement to join one of the Nurgle Squads but his Nurgle's Rot is so severe that no league official was willing to meet with him in person.

Thanks for that warm introduction Crypt, but I will have you know it's 2-timer puke-itzer prize winner try not to forget it! Let's get right down to how I earned those awards with our week 1 game recaps! We will cover all 12 pro games from week one and as always we start off in the Eastern Conference in The Tar and Feather Division.

Our first match of Tar and Feather featured 2-time division winners those drunken dwarves of #Swole coached by DaltMC taking on Blue6Maxx's New Nurgle Squad STD Pros! Last Season Blue6Maxx fielded skaven in the bash heavy Tar and Feather division, as expected it did not go well. Now back with bruisers of his own, Blue6Maxx looked to get revenge for all those dead rats. However despite the increased punching power, STD Pros were not able to close the deal against #Swole leading to a 1 to 1 tie.

STD Pros Pestigor laying the smack down on Brospector Gadget, knocking him out with a miss next game injury.

STD Pros Pestigor laying the smack down on Brospector Gadget, knocking him out with a miss next game injury.

Our second match of Tar and Feather was between newcomer JustGreaves and his Orc squad The Stinking Geysers vs Stimee and The Newly Rechristened Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk! After last season things were looking grim for SBAT, grevious injuries and team value issues caused them to fire a number of players in the off-season and to trade for a replacement to Stinkoman, enter Herman Menderchuk traded from development squad The Kids in The Hall. SBAT's vicious Chaos Warriors bashed the Orcs up and down the field, taking advantage of the numbers game to win 2 to 0 and making Herman Menderchuk's debut a success!

Homestar Runner Beast-man after scoring his first of two touchdowns in SBAT's rout of Stinking Geysers.

Homestar Runner Beast-man after scoring his first of two touchdowns in SBAT's rout of Stinking Geysers.

Next we check in on our other Eastern Conference Division The Deep Dark, In our first match newcomer KnockoutJoe and his Bretonnian Kingdom of the Misfit took on Bortbot18 and his Goth Bondage Party. Many astute fans consider Goth Bondage Party to be the most talented team in NBP to have not won The Nuffle Challenge Series. In season one they lost in the Eastern Conference Final to #Swole. In Season 2 they put in a 7 win and 1 tie performance, only to lose to Pax Romana in the same semi-final match! There is no doubt Goth Bondage Party have been flagellating themselves in the off-season over the losses. In a high scoring affair The Kingdom of The Misfit managed to pull off the late game score to end in a 2 to 2 tie.

I've always been told I have a “Knockout Personality” Wokka Wokka Wokka (Editor's Note Stimee writes The Recaps)

I've always been told I have a “Knockout Personality” Wokka Wokka Wokka (Editor's Note Stimee writes The Recaps)

The other match-up in Deep Dark saw CommieCozy and his Skaven team Rats off To ya!! take on TheRebelKnight and the returning Loki's Toys. In a match-up featuring av7 taking on av7 one would have though there would be a lot of casualties. One would be wrong! In a match that could be best described as “2-hand touch” Blood Bowl Rats off To Ya!! were able to take advantage of Skaven movement and better positioning to win the match 2 to 1.

City Council-man 1 scoring the first touchdown for Rats Off To Ya!!

City Council-man 1 scoring the first touchdown for Rats Off To Ya!!

Next we move over to the Western Conference where we start off in the Ale and Anarchy division. Our first match was between Midway_Monster01's new necromantic team Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht and SCBare's new Nurgle squad The Cure. In a low scoring, and thoughtful defensive match-up Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht were able to score the game's lone touchdown to win 1 to 0.

Headhunting Werewolves making their presence known.

Headhunting Werewolves making their presence known.

Our other Ale and Anarchy match was between MarioGodzilla's Nekromancie's Folly The winners of The First ever NBP Race Roulette Ruckus and JonnyMal and his returning Springfield Atoms. Nekromancie's Folly won the Race Roulette Ruckus off the strength of their Mighty Blow Piling On Werewolf Amaris The Cursed. After a rough back and forth game Nekromancie's Folly took the match 2 to 1.

Shifty ghoul Spineslicer scored this touchdown shortly before being injured himself.

Shifty ghoul Spineslicer scored this touchdown shortly before being injured himself.

Next up we check in with Salt Works with newcomer Tonsoffun52 and his dark elves The Speedy Demons taking on another coach new to NBP Pro ranks Afrochef82 and his Dark Elf Street Figher Elves. Fans who remember Season 1 will be intimately familiar with the Dark Elf mirror match. In a low scoring game by Elf standards Street Figher Elves lived up to their namesake as they bashed the Speedy Demons off the pitch in a 1 to 0 victory.

Cammy takes out a competing Witch Elf while another looks on.

Cammy takes out a competing Witch Elf while another looks on.

In our other Salt Works match up Dkmx4xBama's new necro squad Underworld: Blood Wars took on Season 2 Champion Dymntd and his returning champion Dumpster Diving Lizards Squad!In a match that featured a Kroxigor ball-carrier The Dumpster Diving Lizards kept up their winning streak from last season defeating UW: Blood Wars 2 to 0.

They Say a Kroxigor with a ball is a lot like a mule with a spinning wheel, nobody knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

They Say a Kroxigor with a ball is a lot like a mule with a spinning wheel, nobody knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

Next up take a flight across the pond and check out the action of NBP Europa Conference. First up we check in on the Old World Division where new coach Legendt969 and his Da Wild Tings Orcs took on fellow newcomer Ponghines and his Wood Elves Orion Magics. Da Wild Tings took advantage of their armor and bash superioritiy to put a hurt on Orion Magics and win the match 1 to 0.

Azk scores the games sole touchdown.

Azk scores the games sole touchdown.

Our other Old World match up featured FantasticDRJ and his Dangerous Warriors Chaos team vs Josiah Frost and his returning Pax Romana Lizard Squad. Despite losing to Dumpster Diving Lizards in the Season 2 final some would argue that Pax Romana are as good if not better than their Salt Works Counterparts. Pax Romana returned to their winning ways picking up the victory 2 to 1.

I thought after season 2 we were going to start drug testing these skinks, he is obviously tripping his skink balls off look at those eyes!

I thought after season 2 we were going to start drug testing these skinks, he is obviously tripping his skink balls off look at those eyes!

Finally we stop at Beheaded Kings division where in our first match up new coach DKChams and his High Elf Old Orleans Saints 2 took on Jonah2005uk's Let's Go Beserk!!!! Norse Squad. Jonah2005uk's team went Berserk indeed as Saint after Saint was carted off the Pitch, as Let's Go Beserk!!!! won the match 1 to 0.

One of the many, many injuries to befall The Old Orleans Saints 2.

One of the many, many injuries to befall The Old Orleans Saints 2.

In our last match of the week DoublePastis Kiss of Death Chaos took on Just_Stevie13 and his Rockport Redbacks Human Team. Unfortunately a scheduling conflict from Season 2 prevented Kiss of Death from taking their spot in the playoffs, however they are back and now free of restrictions they looked to pick up right where they left off as they defeated the tenacious Rockport Redbacks 2 to 1.

Rockport Redbacks star Brett Bassaniana goes down for the match.

Rockport Redbacks star Brett Bassaniana goes down for the match.

Well that does it for all the week one matches! Let's head back over to Crypt!

Thank you Ronnie for another action backed recap! Next up we head over to John Maddening as he has the spotlight on the Players of the Week for Week 1! Let's head over to John now!

Thanks Crypt i'm thrilled to be here for another great season of NBP Action! The long time fans know how the Players of the Week segment goes, but for the newcomers let's go over it again. We will pick three players to showcase, one from each conference as well as an overall player of the league from those players. Selection is based upon on field performance as well as SPP earned during the match!

First up we have the award for the Player of The Eastern Conference! The award goes to Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk's star Beast-man Homestar Runner! Homestar earned the award by scoring two touchdowns in their victory against Stinking Geysers!

Next up for the award for Player of The Week West goes to Ryu from the Street Fighting Elves! Ryu hadokened his way to a whopping 9 SPP from winning the MVP and scoring the game's lone touchdown.

Now the award for Player of The Week Europa goes to Da Wild Tings Orc Tukfak! Who manged 3 casualties in Da Wild Tings mauling of Orion Magics.

Finally we give the award for the Player of the League! With the most overall SPP the award goes to Ryu of Afrochef82's Street Figher Elves!

Is it wrong to consider Ryu the defacto leader of the Street Fighter Elves? I mean we don't have team captains in Blood Bowl but I would imagine he is a leader among The Street Figher Elves.

Is it wrong to consider Ryu the defacto leader of the Street Fighter Elves? I mean we don't have team captains in Blood Bowl but I would imagine he is a leader among The Street Figher Elves.

Well that does it for the Players of the week! Let's check in with Crypt!

Thanks for the report John! A lot of players to watch out for in Season 3! Well we are getting to the shank of the recap here folks, which means it's time to send it over to Howard Co-Hell and the injury report!

Thank you so very much Crypt. Hello again fans this is Howad Co-Hell and I've got for you the first edition of the Season 3 Injury report. I've got all the dirty details. We cover injuries by severity starting with badly hurt, then miss next game, then niggling injury, permanent stat down, and finally death. First we will take a quick break and then Let's take a look at what happened in week one!

It would not be a recap without this photo of cheerleaders.

It would not be a recap without this photo of cheerleaders.

Welcome back fans and let's check out those injuries!

Badly Hurt – Herpes, Pneumonia, and Measles from STD Pros; Brojack Horseman from #Swole; The Poopsmith II from Strong Bad's Awesome Team Featuring Herman Menderchuk; Azhag Goug'Hearts from Stinking Geysers; Sex Machine from Kingdom of The Misfit; Cra'Tigors from The Cure; Spineslicer from Nekromancie's Folly; Tablaen and Lorthrina from Speedy Demons; Gregor and Vincenzo Giovanni from UW:Blood Wars; Faraere, Elvanorvir and Felril from Orion Magics; Saint Orastil and Saint Tharandauil from Old Orleans Saints 2; Ofeigr The Stout from Let's Go Beserk!!!!

MNG – Brospector Gadget from #Swole; Gorfang Goug'Burn from Stinking Geysers; Stan The Boy Taylor and Diamond Joe Quimby from Springfield Atoms; Gerhart The Duster and Thorgrim The Dragonslyer from Nekromancies Folly; Guile from Street Figher Elves; Torwin and Gwythanur from Orion Magics; Brett Bassaniana, Wayne Rango and Alain Armiarma from Rockport Redbacks.

Niggling Injury – Bobby Boucher from Speedy Demons.

Permanent Stat Down – Caelmal from Speedy Demons with armor value down; Saint Alyan and Saint Laerraththor from Old Orleans Saints 2.

Dead – Andnal and H.P. Virus from STD Pros; Pom-pom from Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuirng Herman Menderchuk; Avnaen (Journey elf) from Goth Bondage Party; Bernard Gumbel from Springfield Atoms; Dirtgobbler from UW: Blood Wars; Rakruk from Da Wild Tings; Saint Barranion and Saint Orastien from Old Orleans Saints 2.

Finally to wrap it all up we have the bloodiest game of the week! We had a few good contenders but without a doubt the bloodiest game this week goes to the Old Orleans Saints 2 vs Let's Go Beserk!!!! Featuring a Whopping 7 injuries, including 2 deaths, and 2 permanent stat downs!

I haven't seen so many dead Saints since . . . you know I haven't ever seen so many dead saints.

I haven't seen so many dead Saints since . . . you know I haven't ever seen so many dead saints.

Obviously this was a one-sided bloodiest game. Interesting that Norse have Av7 and High Elves AV8.

Obviously this was a one-sided bloodiest game. Interesting that Norse have Av7 and High Elves AV8.

That does it for the injury report back to you Crypt!

Thank you Howard Co-Hell! Well that does it for the Season 3 Week 1 Edition of Inside The NBP! For Ronnie Rott, John Maddening and Howard Co-Hell I'm Crypt Collinsworth saying thanks for tuning in and remember to Always Praise Nuffle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Season 3 Kick-Off Date Confirmed!

Coaches! NBP Commissioner CommieCOZY here with some news. Season 3 will kick-off Monday 06 March 2017. With twenty four Pro Coaches ready and waiting, the excitement is palpable. Which teams will set an example? Which will be relegated? Be sure to check-in for all the exciting updates to come. 

At the same time, the inaugural season of the Proving Grounds will begin. Here, coaches will duke it out to seek a coveted promotion to the Pro league for season 4!

Before the season kicks off, a special announcement for the Coaches who placed from the initial Season 3 Pro Slot Competitions will be made, along with some additional announcements.

Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to always praise Nuffle!

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Season 3 Pro Slot Competitions Kickoff and League Announcement

Greetings,

It is with great excitement that League President Stimee and League Commissioner CommieCOZY announce the competitions for the open S3 Pro slots for the Nuffle Be Praised league. We will be holding two 6-man round robins, each filling two Pro slots. Rounds will advance as soon as the last game is played, with the expectation that at least 1 game must be played within a week. Once complete, the top two teams in each competition will secure an invitation to the Pro league. Coaches may develop their competition teams or another development team of their choosing to the S3 TV and # of games played limit (i.e. 1550 in 18 games).

But what about the remaining coaches, you ask?

Nuffle Be Praised is pleased to announce the creation of the Proving Grounds. The four remaining coaches of each round robin will form the America and Europa Proving Grounds divisions. The top remaining coach from each competition will earn the honor to name the division. The Proving Grounds will run concurrent to the Pro season, with inter-division play occurring during the mid-season break. 

The second announcement is that the Proving Grounds will introduce relegation and promotion to Nuffle Be Praised! At the completion of each season, the bottom teams of the America and Europa Pro conferences will be relegated to the Proving Grounds as the top team of each Proving Grounds division will be promoted to the Pros. 

Season 3 is gearing up to be the most exciting one yet! Thanks for stopping by and remember to always praise Nuffle!

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