Announcing first ever NBP Champions Carnival Competition!

Hello NBP fans and coaches!  NBP League Management is proud to announce a new competition upcoming in NBP!  The NBP Champions Carnival!

The Competition will feature 2 Round Robin Blocks, one for US based coaches and one for Euro based coaches.  Standard NBP scoring will be used (2 points for a win, 1 for a tie, and 0 for a loss.  In the event of a points tie overall win loss record will be considered, and after that total SPP earned during the competition).  The Top scoring team in each block will advance to the NBP Champions Carnival Final, which is a best 2 out of 3 matches to crown the first ever NBP Champion Carnival Winner!

The Competition is open to ALL current active coaches in NBP. Team participation will be restricted to NBP teams that have a maximum team value of 1450 TV as well as a maximum amount of games played at 10 games.  As long as your NBP Team meets those requirements they are eligible to participate!

Sign ups for the competition will be via NBP Forum thread located here http://nbp-pro.freeforums.net/thread/84/sign-nbp-champions-carnival .  Sign ups will be open for a 3 week period starting on 5.28.17 to run to 6.18.17 with the competition slated to start on 6.19.2017 which should coincide with the ending of the post season as well as other active competitions.  Block sizes for the competition will be determined by number of participants.  Play schedule is planned at one game/per week to match standard NBP time, however a 2 game a week schedule may need to be adopted if the block sizes grow larger than expected.  As always ALL NBP Bylaws apply to the competition.

Let's get those sign ups in and let's see which coach can lay claim to win The NBP Champions Carnival!

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 8

Hello fans and Blood Bowlers and welcome to a jam packed, super sided edition of Inside The NBP! I'm your host Crypt Collinsworth, and alongside the usual gang here in the studio we are going to bring you match recaps, Player of the Week Awards, and our Injury Report!

But that's not all, no this week in honor of the impending playoffs we will also have a playoff preview for you! Featuring all 8 teams in the playoffs! As well previews of the playoff match ups. Plus we will also have information on the Season 3 MuRyder Cup! Featuring 3 teams from NBP US and 3 teams from NBP Europa in a contest for bragging rights! To round out the show we will also announce the teams who will be competing in the Season 3 Blurst of The Blurst Tournament! And finally we will announce the Coaches that have been relegated from NBP-Pro down to Proving Grounds as well as the 2 coaches that will be coming up from proving grounds to enter NBP-Pro in Season 4!

To kick off all action let's send things over to our resident rotting recapper Ronnie Rott for the week 8 match recaps!

Extra Points for Alliteration!

Extra Points for Alliteration!

Thank you for that rousing introduction Crypt! Yes fans its time again for that action that you crave so much! We have all 12 matches from Week 8 to break down for you! Let's start off in Tar and Feather where in our first match up #Swole took on Stinking Geysers. A huge match with playoff implications, a win for The Orcs would've meant they were the winners of Tar and Feather, while a win for #Swole would give them the chance at a Wild Card. In the end both teams came up short with a 1 to 1. Dashing #Swole's chances but keeping The Stinking Geysers in contention for a Wild Card.

The Stakes were set very high and neither team was willing to retreat.

The Stakes were set very high and neither team was willing to retreat.

In the other match up of Tar and Feather Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk took on STD Pros. In another match with playoffs on the line, The Awesome Team needed a victory to earn them the Tar and Feather division and thus the playoff spot. STD Pros while not in contention for the playoffs still played just as hard as always. In a fierce defensive battle, The Awesome Team was able to take advantage of a a failed risky block to scoop up the ball and score the games only touchdown, winning 1 to 0.

How fitting that Herman Menderchuk would score the touchdown to get The Awesome Team to the playoffs.

How fitting that Herman Menderchuk would score the touchdown to get The Awesome Team to the playoffs.

Moving on to the Deep Dark Division first ranked Rats off To ya took on Loki's Toys. Going into the match Rats off To Ya had already secured their place in the post season so a win wasn't as important as protecting the health of the team. The Norse are always in the mood for a fight and they battered the first place rats, causing casualties to 2 key players for the playoffs. However despite the player shortage Rats off To Ya held them to a 2 – 2 tie to preserve their undefeated season.

Rats off To Ya!! brought in Skitter Stab Stab to gain an edge.

Rats off To Ya!! brought in Skitter Stab Stab to gain an edge.

In Deep Dark's other Match up, Kingdom of the Misfit clashed with Goth Bondage Party. Though this match didn't have any impact on the playoffs it was an important match nonetheless, as a loss for Goth Bondage Party would've caused them to be relegated to The Proving Grounds. After a quick score by The Misfits it looked like luck had run out for Goth Bondage Party. However a blitz changed momentum allowing them to score to tie and ultimately score again to win the match 2 to 1 and avoid relegation.

Mistress Tickles scoring one of two touchdowns in the match.

Mistress Tickles scoring one of two touchdowns in the match.

Next we move over to our Western Conference, where first we check in with the Ale and Anarchy Division. In our first match up The Cure took on Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht. Another match where while there wasn't playoff implications The Cure was in danger of relegation if they were to lose their match up. Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht would make the playoffs regardless of the outcome. The Cure gave it their all and successfully secured the 1 to 1 tie to avoid relegation.

Reinhard Rapp goes down for the match

Reinhard Rapp goes down for the match

In the other match of Ale and Anarchy Nekromancies Folly took on The Springfield Atoms. Another match with relegation on the line, The Springfield Atoms needed a victory to avoid the chopping block. The Folly has just missed qualifying for the playoffs and were looking to release some frustration onto their opponents. After a hard fought battle, The Springfield Atoms couldn't hold out any longer losing the match 1 to 0 and causing Coach Jonny_Mal to be relegated to The Proving Ground.

Rugtail celebrates after scoring the winning touchdown.

Rugtail celebrates after scoring the winning touchdown.

Let's check in with Salt Works where Season 2 Champion and second playoff seed Dumpster Diving Lizards took on Underworld Blood Wars. In a game that showed no love lost between the two teams, The Lizards flexed their muscles took gain the advantage in players and win the match 2 to 0.

Gristle McThornbody earning the money from his fat contract.

Gristle McThornbody earning the money from his fat contract.

In our other Salt Works Match up, Street Fighter Elves took on Speedy Demons. Unfortunately visa issues prevented the Speedy Demons from showing up for the match resulting in a managed victory for The Street Fighter Elves. Now this victory would have allowed Street Fighter Elves to enter the playoffs as a wild-card. However Coach AfroChef82 did not want to get into the playoffs without earning it. So a friendly match was scheduled with other playoff contender Stinking Geysers and after a defensive struggle with no touchdowns The Geysers pulled it out with more Star Player Points taking the spot in the playoffs.

This is what the match results would have looked like.

This is what the match results would have looked like.

Next we move up to NBP Europa Conference where first we check in with Old World Division where The Orion Magics took on Pax Romana. Going into the match, Pax Romana had already locked up the Division, while The Orion Magics had a lock on the first wild-card. The Magics continued their mid season resurgence defeating Pax Romana 2 to 1.

The muddy and wet conditions made things difficult for both teams during the match.

The muddy and wet conditions made things difficult for both teams during the match.

In our other match of Old World The Dangerous Warriors took on Da wild tings. This match was purely about pride as neither team has a shot at the playoffs. That didn't stop them from having a bloody good game though as the Dangerous Warriors won 1 to 0.

Randy Marsh in the spotlight where he belongs.

Randy Marsh in the spotlight where he belongs.

Finally we stop at our last division Beheaded Kings. Where first The Rockport Redbacks took on the Old Orleans Saints 2. Another important match with relegation consequences a win by the Rockport Redbacks would guarantee relegation for DK Chams and The Old Orleans Saints 2. Only a win for The Saints would prevent relegation. It was not to be though as the Rockport Redbacks won the match 2 to 1.

The Rockport Redbacks stalling before their victory.

The Rockport Redbacks stalling before their victory.

In our last match up Let's Go Beserk!! took on Kiss of Death. Kiss of Death already had the playoff spot before the match and Let's Go Beserk!! Had struggled all season. However in this match the fortunes seemed to be reversed as Let's Go Beserk!! Brough their A game against Kiss of Death winning in a stunning 2 to 0 upset.

An unfamiliar sight this season, with Let's Go Beserk in the lead.

An unfamiliar sight this season, with Let's Go Beserk in the lead.

That does it for the match recaps let's send it over to John Maddening with the Players of the Week!

Hello fans John Maddening here with everyone's favorite weekly segment THE Nuffle Be Praised Pro Players of the Week! As all our avid fans out their know we award the best player of each conference, East, West and Europa and then from those players we choose and overall player of the week!

First up the award for Player of The Week East goes to Homestar Runner Chaos Warrior From Strong Bad's Awesome Team! Homestar earned a shocking 11 SPP with 3 casualties and the games MVP award in The Awesome Team's victory over STD Pros.

The Award for Player of The Week West goes to Kaiser Lazarus from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht who earned 8 SPP from a Touchdown and MVP in DSW'S match vs The Cure.

Next up for Player of the Week Europa the award goes to The Orion Magics Elvanorvir who earned 7 SPP from 2 touchdowns and a successful pass In The Orion Magics win over Pax Romana.

Now from those great and deserving candidates we give out the award for player of the league! This week the Award goes to Homestar Runner Chaos Warrior for his outstanding 11 SPP performance!

STD Pros were lucky that they had regeneration to fall back on or the bodies would have piled up quickly.

STD Pros were lucky that they had regeneration to fall back on or the bodies would have piled up quickly.

That does it for the Players of the Week! Let's take a quick commercial break and we will be back with Dead Sabol and the second half of our super-sized edition of Inside The NBP Week 8!

I told you that they would be back.

I told you that they would be back.

Welcome back fans and thanks for tuning in! I'm Dead Sabol and this week not only do I have the Injury report and the bloodiest game of the week for you, I also have looks at each of the 8 playoff teams, as well as a rundown of the Season 3 MuRyder Cup and Blurst of The Blurst Competitions and a spotlight on the coaches who have won Proving Ground to earn spots in NBP-PRO! Let's kick it off with the Injury Report! The injuries are ranked by severity, from badly hurt, to miss next game, to niggling injury, then permanent stat down and finally death! Let's see the bloody details!

Badly Hurt – Scar Face from Stinking Geysers; Skitter Stab-Stab Star Rat, and Animatronic Tojo from Rats off To Ya!!; Circlos Journeyelf from Goth Bondage Party; Reinhard Rapp from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Marius from Underworld Blood Wars; Zeisnil from Orion Magics; Vespasian and Marcus Aurelius III from Pax Romana; Lucifer Smith and The Dark Lord from Dangerous Warriors; Broi-Gor from Kiss of Death.

Miss Next Game – Grotty Star Player, Strong Bad and Bubz From Strong Bad's Awesome Team; City Councilman 1 and Saxman from Rats Off To Ya!!; Bane Game Changer and Eve from Underworld Blood Wars; Macarnar from Orion Magics; Elanwe from Orion Magics; Ulfir Grimsson and As Sveinsson from Let's Go Beserk.

Niggling Injury – The Brofessional from #Swole; Hepatitis from STD Pros; Darhuir from Orion Magics; Stump Chunkman from Pax Romana.

Permanent Stat Down – Sroclaw from Stinking Geysers with Armor Value Down; Bubonic Plague from STD Pros with Agility Down; Hitherol journy elf from Goth Bondage Party with armor value down; Julius Hibbard from Springfield Atoms with Movement Down; Ethernar from Orions Magics with movement down; Tasi Masquer from Kiss of Death with armor value down; Scott Tenorman from Dangerous warriors with Armor down.

Dead – Brick Farth star player for Strong Bad's Awesome Team; Gerhart The Duster from Nekromancie's Folly; Vincenzo Giovanni from Underworld Blood Wars; Hiraere journey elf from Orion Magics.

That does it for the injury report! Next up we have the Bloodiest Game of the Week! This week the award goes to the Orion Magics vs Pax Romana Match. Featuring a whopping 9 injuries including miss next games, niggling injuries, permanent stat downs AND death!

only three injuries but a niggling to star Stump Chunkman!

only three injuries but a niggling to star Stump Chunkman!

one of every injury type in that group!

one of every injury type in that group!

Now is normally the time we would be sending it back over to Crypt to wrap us up, but not this week! Next up we have our playoff preview! Featuring each playoff qualifying team! Like the match recaps we will start off in the Eastern Conference!

 

Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk is a true tale in blood bowl perseverance! Having missed the playoffs the first two seasons after always coming up short in their matches with long time Rival #Swole, Season 3 finally allowed Strong Bad's Awesome Team to get their footing. They started out the season strong by finally defeating #Swole! The victory gave Strong Bad's Awesome Team the momentum needed to carry them to the playoffs. Strong Bad's Awesome Team can best be described as the epitome of bash, featuring stand outs Homestar Runner CW and Herman Menderchuk does the Awesome Team have what it takes to go all the way?

 

Coach Commie Cozy has always had rough luck when it comes to his teams in NBP Pro. Season 1 His Genetically Engineered Super-Elf High were unable to make an impact, losing in the opening round of the playoffs. In season 2 his woos continued as Pine Crags Pronghorn seemed snake bit from the very onset with an agility five war dancer that rolled more ones than any player in NBP history. All of that is now behind Commie Cozy as His Rats off To Ya!! Squad is undefeated in Season 3 and in possession of the number one seed. Will this year finally be the year that Commie Cozy can overcome circumstances and take Rats off To Ya!! To the championship?

 

Season one champion Midway Monster is once again in the playoffs, this time with his necromantic squad Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht. Some fans have DSW pegged as a sleeper candidate to run the table and win the Nuffle Challenge Series. Featuring no shortage of talent including 2 strength four blodgers, as well as 2 nasty werewolves, Midway Monster is hopiong Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht will bring him back to the NCS Finals.

 

Season 2 defending champion Dymntd returns to the playoffs with his Dumpster Diving Lizards. Looking to be the first coach in NBP History to win back to back titles and many say he has the team to do it. Featuring a fearsome Guard, Block, Stand Firm Kroxigor, and a Block, agility up Skink The Dumpster Diving Lizards may just be the most popular pick to take it all.

 

Last years wild card winner that managed to get all the way to the Nuffle Challenge Series Final before losing to Dumpster Diving Lizards, Pax Romana are eager to get back in their again and see if they can get back to where they were last year and have another chance at Winning The Nuffle Challenge Series Final.

 

A scheduling conflict prevented Kiss of Death from competing in the Season 2 Nuffle Challenge Series which opened the door for an additional wild card, which led to the aforementioned Pax Romana entering The Nuffle Challenge Series. This Season nothing is going to stop Double Pastis and his Chaos Squad from getting their fair shot at the Nuffle Challenge Series. I'm sure they are ready to show that Season 2's outcome would have been a lot different if they had participated.

 

Our first of two wild card teams The Orion Magics were never fair behind division rivals Pax Romana, with a week 8 victory cementing their wild card opportunity. The only pure agility team in the tournament alongside Rats off To Ya, The Plucky Wood Elves are looking to show that grace and agility, not just brute strength can get it done in Nuffle Be Praised.

 

The winner of the tiebreaker match between themselves and Street Fighter Elves Stinking Geysers enter the Nuffle Challenge Series as the final wild card. Though any coach who looks past The Geysers will be sure to regret that mistake. The Classic Orc team of punishing strength and tough armor, the Geysers will be a formidable task for anyone to solve in the Nuffle Challenge Series.

Now Let's take a quick look at the match ups for the opening round of the Nuffle Challenge Series!

 

Rats off To Ya!! vs Stinking Geysers

Dumpster Diving Lizards vs Orion Magics

Kiss of Death vs Strong Bad's Awesome Team

Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht vs Pax Romana

 

Talk about exciting match ups! Make sure to check your local listings on cabal vision to check out the action! Every playoff game will be broadcast live with commentary on twitch.tv!

Next up we have exclusive coverage of the upcoming NBP MuRyder Cup Challenge! This will be the second time we have held the MuRyder Cup with current champions NBP US looking to extend their streak over NBP Europa!

Here's how the competition works. We take the next three ranked coaches from NBP – US and the next three ranked Coaches from NBP – EUROPA. The coaches from each side will pair off and play matches, whichever side wins best 2 out of 3 will win the MuRyder Cup for their side! The match ups will be played under two legged tie rules. In a two legged tie, 2 matches are played instead of one and the cumulative score from both matches are added together and whomever has the higher score is the winner. In the event of a tie a sudden death tiebreaker will be triggered immediately after the end of the second match to allow for a definitive winner.

Street Fighter Elves vs Rockport Redbacks

Nekromancies Folly vs Let's Go Beserk!!!

#Swole vs Dangerous Warriors

Which side is going to take the bragging rights! Tune into Cabal Vision to find out! Finally for our remaining coaches we have our Season 3 Blurst of the Blurst Competition. The Blurst of The Blurst is an 8 team, auto seeded single elimination tournament to earn the bragging rights to be the Blurst team in Nuffle Be Praised! The following Teams have qualified for the Blurst of The Blurst.

Loki's Toys

Underworld Blood Wars

STD Pros

Da wild tings

Kingdom of The Misfit

Goth Bondage Party

The Cure

Speedy Demons

Lastly we would like to take a moment and congratulate the winners of the American and European Proving Grounds Competitions! This season in NBP-Pro to meet the demand for the best competition i we have introduced promotion and relegation! The winners of the 2 proving ground competitions have earned a spot to compete in Season 4 of NBP Pro! Unfortunately that also means the 2 bottom ranked teams in NBP Pro are relegated from Pro down to the Proving Grounds.

First up we would like to congratulate Rhorik_Dark for winning the American Proving Grounds by vitrue of a one point tie breaker with Da Krush Kru! We look forward to seeing Rhorik_Dark Compete amongst the elite of NBP next season!

We would also like to take this moment to congratulate coach Rockyisback and his skaven Earth Runners who obliterated the competition in The Europa Proving Grounds to easily clinch the promotion to NBP-Europa.

Of course as mentioned we can't have promotions without relegations, which means unfortunately coaches Jonny_Mal and DKChams have been relegated from NBP Pro down to the Proving Grounds. We would like to thank both coaches for their participation and hope to see them back in pro again down the line!

Well that does it for this week let's send it back to Crypt Collinsworth!

Thank you so much Dead and excellent work with that playoff rundown! Well fans its that time again, that does it for another edition of Inside The NBP, For Ronnie Rott, John Maddening and Dead Sabol I am Crypt Collinsworth saying thanks for tuning in and remember to always Praise Nuffle!!

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 7

Greetings, Fans and Blood Bowlers, and welcome to another edition of Inside The NBP! The premier weekly recap show for Nuffle Be Praised Pro! The normal announce team is on strike, I mean "holiday", so your faithful staff intern, Los Fodder, will be handling all of the duties here.

A shot from my first (and only) appearance on the Blood Bowl field. The apothecaries are confident that someday the bleeding will stop.

A shot from my first (and only) appearance on the Blood Bowl field. The apothecaries are confident that someday the bleeding will stop.

Let's dive right into the match recaps!

Kicking things off in the Tar & Feather division was #Swole taking on the STD Pros. With the dwarves looking to return to the glory of previous seasons, they set the tempo early and managed to pull ahead 2-0. Nurgle's blessed were able to find the endzone, but it was a bit too late with the score 2-1 at the end of regulation.

Brospector Gadget padding #Swole's lead to 2-0.

Brospector Gadget padding #Swole's lead to 2-0.

The second Tar & Feather matchup saw Strong Bad's Awesome Team facing the Stinking Geysers. Coach Stimee looked to stem the recent skid the Awesome Team has been having and the Geysers were looking to grab the win and sit atop the division for a spell. However, neither team could deal the deciding blow and the match ended 1-1.

One of the only instances of Piling On actually improving the result this week

One of the only instances of Piling On actually improving the result this week

In the Deep Dark division, the Kingdom of the Misfit looked to knock down the Skaven of Rats Off To Ya!! and try to close the gap. While the Bretonnians managed to cull a fair number of rats, they did so at the expense of scoring and lost 2-0. 

If you can't beat 'em, KILL 'EM!

If you can't beat 'em, KILL 'EM!

Up next was Loki's Toys and the Goth Bondage Party. With both teams leaning on the throttle, even the fans got in on the carnage! When the final whistle blew, the Norse had blanked the Dark Elves 2-0.

Did I mention this was in the Norse Home stadium?

Did I mention this was in the Norse Home stadium?

In the Western Conference, we stop at the Ale & Anarchy division for The Cure facing the Springfield Atoms. In a methodical game of back and forth, the Atoms were unsuccessful to score, falling 1-0 to The Cure.

Here Stampy vents some frustration upon this hapless rotter.

Here Stampy vents some frustration upon this hapless rotter.

The next matchup was a Necromantic Undead showcase with Das Slaytanic Wermacht pitted against Nekromancies Folly. In another hotly contested matchup, the Wermacht were able to just outpace the opposition, posting a 1-0 win.

Wight on wight violence is an often under-reported crime.

Wight on wight violence is an often under-reported crime.

Over in the Salt Works, we continue our Necromantic coverage with Underworld: Blood Wars and the Speedy Demons. The Blood Wars team continued their momentum since the mid-season break, putting up a 3-1 win.

Not content with just a casualty, Nihilus also posted the final TD for the Necromantic team.

Not content with just a casualty, Nihilus also posted the final TD for the Necromantic team.

The remaining matchup saw the Dumpster Diving Lizards face the Street Fighter Elves. Despite a promising start, the Lizards were able to hold the Dark Elves at bay, winning 2-1.

Blue Streak has been redshifted.

Blue Streak has been redshifted.

We next move to the Europa Conference with our first stop in to the Old World division, were the Orion Magics faced the Dangerous Warriors. Despite an impressive number of casualties, the Warriors were unable to stop the Wood Elves, falling 2-1.

A spread offense helped the Zesinil secure the go ahead score.

A spread offense helped the Zesinil secure the go ahead score.

From there, we stop over to Da Wild Tings battling with Pax Romana. The lizards were able to prevent the greenskins from getting to the end zone, closing the game out 1-0.

If he keeps scoring touchdowns, I think he has his answer.

If he keeps scoring touchdowns, I think he has his answer.

Over in the Beheaded Kings division, we first see the matchup of the high elves of Old Orleans Saints #2 and the norse of Lets Go Beserk!!!! Not wanting to disappoint a home crows, the Saints managed a late equalizer to nab a 1-1 draw.

A rare sight these days, an uninjured High Elf!

A rare sight these days, an uninjured High Elf!

Our last matchup of the week was the Rockport Redbacks and Kiss of Death. With two-thirds of the game a near washout of torrential rain, and a T15 interception, the Chaos squad was able to hold off the Redbacks, winning 1-0.

The Redbacks never hold back, as this now dead beastman can attest.

The Redbacks never hold back, as this now dead beastman can attest.

That does it for the match recaps, time to point out the Conference Players of the Week

In the Eastern Conference, this prize goes to... THE HOME FANS OF LOKI's TOYS! These rowdy idiots accounted for 3 seperate casualties in the game including killing a berserker!

Talk about a rabid fan base!

Talk about a rabid fan base!

In the Western Conference, the Player of the Week honors are awarded to Nihilus Forever-Hungry for his efforts on both sides of the ball in this week's game.

Taking out a Blodging Tackler early and scoring late, Nihilus earned his salary for sure.

Taking out a Blodging Tackler early and scoring late, Nihilus earned his salary for sure.

In the Europa conference, the Player of the Week goes to Peste Dha Shyesh of Kiss of Death. His T15 interception secured the win for the Chaos crew.

To be fair, both teams have similar uniforms so it may have just been a misunderstanding.

To be fair, both teams have similar uniforms so it may have just been a misunderstanding.

Injury Report

  • Badly Hurt
    Hepatitis (STD Pros); Galnak Tear'Calf (Stinking Geysers); Pom-Pom, Strong Bad (Strong Bad's Awesome Team); Heimdal Solo, Lôrundoddr (Loki's Toys); Rubber Maid, Mistress Tickles (Goth Bondage Party); Brian the Dragonslayer (Nekromancies Folly);Caelmal, Tablaen (Speedy Demons); Ersnal (Street Fighter Elves); Treasure Hunter (Dumpster Diving Lizards); Gwythanur, Darhuir, Elanwe (Orion Magics); Kyle Broflovski (Dangerous Warriors); Damhan Alla (Rockport Redbacks); Saint Celedur (Old Orleans Saints #2); Langdóra (Lets Go Beserk!!!!)
  • Miss Next Game
    Zangief (Street Fighter Elves); 
  • Serious Injury
    Bro Namath - AG (#Swole); Thish'tigors -AG, Strong Sad - MA (Strong Bad's Awesome Team); Late To The Show -MA,  Thinks He a Merman Niggling Injury (Kingdom of the Misfit); Crazy Peter -ST, Phil Prebscott -ST (Rats Off To Ya!!); Mesis -MA (Speedy Demons); Chessorvir Niggling Injury (Orion Magics); Hadrian -MA (Pax Romana); Reichling Gerrtsch Niggling Injury, Tar Anttulla Niggling Injury (Rockport Redbacks); Slouk'gor -MA (Kiss of Death); Saint Tharranduil - MA (Old Orleans Saints #2); 
  • Death
    Jan Skylar (Rats Off To Ya!!); Venus Fly Trap (Loki's Toys); Azrael Abyss (Goth Bondage Party): Reyan Rotterdang (The Cure); M Bison (Street Fighter Elves); Blue Streak (Dumpster Diving Lizards); Sani Mon (Kiss of Death)

Our last item is for the Bloodiest Game of the Week. This honor was carried by the Orion Magics/Dangerous Warriors contest which saw 5 casualties.

If we go by efficiency, the Magics win with 1 casualty from 1 armor break.

If we go by efficiency, the Magics win with 1 casualty from 1 armor break.

That's about all the news that's fit to be told. Hopefully, these guys come back soon because I've run out of clever things to write. Until then, ALWAYS PRAISE NUFFLE!

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 6

Hello fans and blood bowlers and welcome to another edition of Inside The NBP! The weekly recap show for Nuffle Be Praised Pro! As always I am your host Crypt Collinsworth, we have another great episode on deck! This week marks the return to division action as we kick off our second set of division games that will take us through the end of the season!

If you've never seen Inside The NBP, let me break down what we have in store. First we have match recaps for all twelve pro games played for week 6! Then we have our Players of The Week, and finally we round it out with our Week 6 Injury Report and coverage of our bloodiest game of the week!

Let's send it over to that corpulent crooner of all things competitive Ronnie Rott with coverage of this weeks' games!

Corpulent Crooner is actually accurate as Ronnie Rott once covered Don Johnson's “Looking for a heart-beat” although sung by Ronnie, the song took on a whole other meaning!

Corpulent Crooner is actually accurate as Ronnie Rott once covered Don Johnson's “Looking for a heart-beat” although sung by Ronnie, the song took on a whole other meaning!

Thanks for that great intro Crypt! I should've known you wouldn't let me forget about the time I thought I could leave the world of Professional Blood Bowl behind for a singing career! But the fans of NBP aren't watching to hear me sing, they are watching to see if their favorite team was able to win their weekly match up or to see if their favorite player is still breathing after the match!

We start our coverage in The Tar and Feather Division of the Eastern Conference where in our first match up The STD Pros took on the Stinking Geysers. Just a few short weeks ago it seemed that Strong Bad's Awesome Team had a lock on the division and the playoff spot. However circumstances have changed and the division is wide open. Knowing that both teams went full tilt for the whole game, with neither team giving an inch. In the end Stinking Geysers were able to edge out the STD Pros and win the match 1 to 0 and with it they keep their post-season hopes alive.

The Geysers were able to take Ebola out on their first turn of the game, which gave them a huge advantage in the rest of the match.

The Geysers were able to take Ebola out on their first turn of the game, which gave them a huge advantage in the rest of the match.

In our other match up of Tar and Feather, in what has become a storied and legendary rivalry, Strong Bad's Awesome Team took on #Swole in the sixth time the 2 teams have met in the three seasons of NBP. The match had huge stakes for both teams, as The Awesome Team was hoping to defeat #Swole and snuff out their post-season chances. While #Swole needs to win out the season to earn their spot in the post season so this match was crucial to them as well. Like the other times these two teams met, it became apparent very quickly that the hate between The Awesome Team and #Swole is very real. At the end of the violent match up it was #Swole who took the win 1 to 0, keeping their playoff hopes alive. Will this be the last time we see #Swole vs Strong Bad's Awesome Team?

It looks like SBAT won't be featuring Herman Menderchuk for week 7. Though the apothecary saved his life, he did leave him with a permanent armor injury.

It looks like SBAT won't be featuring Herman Menderchuk for week 7. Though the apothecary saved his life, he did leave him with a permanent armor injury.

Sticking with the Eastern Conference next up head over to the Deep Dark Division where in our first match up Loki's Toys took on Kingdom of The Misfit. The story of the Deep Dark Division has been the domination of Rats off to Ya!! With Rats off to Ya!! Comfortably in control of The division, the remaining teams in Deep Dark are fighting for a chance at a wild-card placement. Kingdom of the Misfit are coming off a tough game last week that saw the core of their team leave the pitch due to injury. Though they gave it all they could in the match, missing those skilled players ended up making all the difference as they lost 2 to 0 to Loki's Toys.

Heimdal Solo uses his agility and luck skills to score a touchdown.

Heimdal Solo uses his agility and luck skills to score a touchdown.

In our other match up of Deep Dark, the top ranked in the League Rats off To Ya!! took on the long struggling in season 3 Goth Bondage Party. With Rats off To Ya having locked in their post-season spot and Goth Bondage Party being in the bottom of the division no one expected the two teams to play each other with as much animosity as they did. Goth Bondage Party in partcular seemed less interested with winning the match and more interested with maiming the rats on the pitch. In the end it proved to be a poor strategy as Rats off To Ya!! continued their control of the division winning the match 2 to 0.

Goth Bondage Party enlisted the help of Benoin in their attempt to give Rats off To YA!! Their first loss.

Goth Bondage Party enlisted the help of Benoin in their attempt to give Rats off To YA!! Their first loss.

Now let's move on to the Western Conference where we check in on our Ale and Anarchy Division where The Cure took on Nekromancies Folly. The Cure have been struggling this season as they are still looking for their first win. Nekromancies Folly have had a lot more success, but they are still in the shadow of Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht the top ranked Necromantic Team in the division. In a back and forth match up where neither team was able to gain an advantage, the match ended in a 1 to 1 stalemate.

Look at the air this rotter got on his foul attempt!

Look at the air this rotter got on his foul attempt!

In Ale and Anarchy's other match up, Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht took on The Springfield Atoms. Given that fact that Nekromancies Folly tied in their week 6 match, a victory for Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht would give them so much needed space at the top of the division. The Atoms were determined to play spoiler though, as the managed to injure four players for DSW and keep the match tied 1 to 1. preventing DSW from pulling away in the division.

We are showing this injured journeyman because look at that name! Detlef Fentleberry!

We are showing this injured journeyman because look at that name! Detlef Fentleberry!

Next we head over to the Salt Works division of the Western Conference. Where in our first match up The Street Fighter Elves clashed with Underworld: Blood Wars. In the first half of the season The Street Fighter Elves looked to have a great chance at a wild-card spot while Underworld Blood Wars just couldn't get on the right page. Now with only 3 weeks left in the Season the Street Fighter Elves still have a good shot to either win Salt Works or to earn a wild card spot. The real story however, has been the resurgent Underworld Blood Wars who have reasserted themselves as a team that has a potential to take a wild card. Both teams were playing very cautious, hoping to earn the win and avoid any injuries. In the end both teams scored one touchdown leading to the 1 to 1 tie.

Snowy conditions before kick off.

Snowy conditions before kick off.

In our last match up of the Salt Works Division, The Speedy Demons took on Season 2 defending Champions Dumpster Diving Lizards. After last weeks dismantling at the hands of Nekromancies Folly, Dumpster Diving Lizards were eager to retake the pitch and visit the same level of pain on their opponents, and they did. Causing 6 casualties and blowing out The Speedy Demons 4 to 0.

Not Elbrior! He's my favorite Speedy Demon!

Not Elbrior! He's my favorite Speedy Demon!

Lastly we check in with our Europa Conference where first up in the Old World Division Da wild tings took on Orion Magics. The Story of The Old World has been all Pax Romana as they have been on top of the division for much of Season 3. Don't count out The Orion Magics just yet, as the Woodies have put together some impressive victories despite dealing with some injury issues this season. Even though Da wild tings were able injury The Magics star War Dancer, they couldn't deal with the woodies superior agility and movement losing 2 to 1.

A turn 16 interception by The Orion Magics turned the game from a 1 to 1 tie to a 2 to 1 victory for The Magics.

A turn 16 interception by The Orion Magics turned the game from a 1 to 1 tie to a 2 to 1 victory for The Magics.

In our other match up of the Old World, Dangerous Warriors took on Pax Romana. Its been a tough season for Dangerous Warriors, as they have been competitive in every game they've played this year but have been unable to put together all their skills into a winning record. Pax Romana has not had that problem, as they've sat comfortably on top of the division for much of the season. This match up was no different as Pax Romana took the victory 2 to 1 to maintain their control of the division.

Pax Romana underestimates no team, as they paid for the services of Hemlock to help them against The Dangerous Warriors.

Pax Romana underestimates no team, as they paid for the services of Hemlock to help them against The Dangerous Warriors.

Finally we check in with The Beheaded Kings Division, where in our first match top ranked Kiss of Death took on the Old Orleans Saints 2. Casualties have no been kind to Old Orleans Saints 2 this season. They've buried more players this year they any other team. In fact it has gotten so bad that they can't even buy liability and burial insurance anymore. Surprisingly despite going up against a Chaos Squad they only suffered one casualty in the match. Kiss of Death has never been known as a a heavy hitting team though, as they've always won their matches with superior positioning and strategy and this match was no different as they were able to neutralize the agility and movement advantages of Old Orleans Saints 2 to win the match 2 to 1.

Kiss of Death players celebrating a touchdown as dolfar longstrider plays “dead”

Kiss of Death players celebrating a touchdown as dolfar longstrider plays “dead”

In our last match up of the week Let's Go Beserk!!!! took on The Rockport Redbacks. The Redbacks story this season has been a tale of two teams. One team effortlessly dispatches their opponents with 2 to 0 victories. The Other Rockport Redbacks have struggled against elite competition in the division, keeping them out of the top spot. Let's Go Beserk!!!! Have been much more consistent this year, unfortunately it has consistently been in the bottom of the division along side The Old Orleans Saints 2. It looks like for this match True Rockport Redbacks showed up as they dispatched Lets Go Beserk!!!! 2 to 0 to keep them in the hunt for the wild card.

Redbacks Star Alain Armaiarma scoring the games first touchdown.

Redbacks Star Alain Armaiarma scoring the games first touchdown.

What an exciting and bloody week of action! With just 2 weeks left in the regular season which teams will step up to win their division? Make sure to tune in to Cabal Vision to find out! Right now are going to take a quick commercial break and when we come back we will have John Maddening with the Season 3 Week 6 Players Of the Week!

Another recap, another picture of these cheerleaders

Another recap, another picture of these cheerleaders

Welcome back to Inside The NBP! I'm John Maddening and I'm here to bring you this week's Player of the Week Awards! As always we will pick one player from each of the three conferences (Eastern, Western and Europa) for player of the week, then we pick an overall standout player from the three winners to name Player of The League!

Let's start off with The Eastern Conference where this week the award goes to Heimdal Solo from Loki's Toys. Heimdal earned 6 SPP from scoring 2 touchdowns in Loki's Toys shutout victory over Kingdom Of The Misfit.

For the Western Conference the player of the week award goes to Gristle McThornbody, Dumpster Diving Lizards Star Skink who earned 11 SPP including an MVP as well as multiple TDS scored in The Lizards blowout victory against Speedy Demons.

The Award for Player of the Week Europa goes to Athnilee of The Orion Magics who earned 8 (Non MVP) SPP in the Magics Victory over Da Wild Tings.

Now for the moment of truth, the award for Player of the League! This week the award goes to Athnilee who's 8 SPP was the most non MVP SPP earned this week!

Athnilee busting a move after scoring a touchdown.

Athnilee busting a move after scoring a touchdown.

That does it for the Players of The Week awards! Let's head over to our newest correspondent Dead Sabol with our Injury Report and Bloodiest Game of the Week!

Thanks John! Yes it's that time of the week again where we check in on all the gruesome injuries inflicted on those brave souls of Nuffle Be Praised! As always we rank our injuries by severity, starting with our badly hurts, then miss next games, niggling injuries, permanent stat downs, and finally death, that permanent injury!

Badly Hurt – Ebola and Herpes from STD Pros; Sroclaw from Stinking Geysers; Broseph Stalin and Lars Skulldrinker from #Swole; Homestar Runner from Strong Bad's Awesome Team; Poison Ivy and Frey Ketilsson from Lokis Toys; Dislocate Arms for Study from Kingdom of The Misfit; Jan Skylar from Rats Off To Ya!!; The Gimp, Count Feedback, Azrael Abyss, and Rubber Maid from Goth Bondage Party; Marrowmuncher from Nekromancies Folly; Detlef Fentleberry (journeyman) from Springfield Atoms; Der Berg, Ermenrich and The Frog King from Das Slaytanic Wehmacht; Shane Falco, Iyriorn, and Lothrina from Speedy Demons; Macarnar, Amalnwaen, Darhuir and Zesinil from The Orion Magics; Hemlock (star player) and Hadrian from Pax Romana; Turcinieen Elenelon (journeyelf) from Old Orleans Saints 2; Reichling Gerrsch from Rockport Redbacks.

MNG – Brojack Horseman and The Brofessional from #Swole; Commie Left Butt Cheek from Kingdom of the Misfit; Bantin from Goth Bondage Party; Ghastu The Cadaveras from Nekromancies Folly; Eliiisa from Speedy Demons; Mr Slave from Dangerous Warriors.

Niggling Injury – Kyrnal from Speedy Demons

Permanent Stat Down – Herpes and Gonorrhea from STD Pros with Movement Down; Herman Menderchuk from Strong Bad's Awesome Team with Armor Value Down; Spitznogle from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht with Armor Value Down; Trajan from Pax Romana with movement down; Kormakgeirr with agility down.

Dead – Elbrior from Speedy Demons; Wayne Ragno from Rockport Redbacks.

That does it for the injury report which means its almost time to wrap things up! But before we sent you away we have to award the bloodiest game of the week! This week we had three different matches as candidates, but in the end the award goes to The Dumpster Diving Lizards vs Speedy Demons! Featuring 6 injuries including a miss next game, a niggling injury and a death!

Last week it was the Lizards that were banged up, this week they've rebounded.

Last week it was the Lizards that were banged up, this week they've rebounded.

Another one-sided bloodiest game of the week.

Another one-sided bloodiest game of the week.

That does it for me let's send it back over to Crypt Collinsworth to wrap things up!

Thank you Dead! Well that does it for another edition of Inside The NBP! For Ronnie Rott, John Maddening and Dead Sabol I want to thank you for tuning in and remember to Always Praise Nuffle!

 

 

Inside The NBP Season 3 Week 5

Hello fans and blood bowlers and welcome to this week's edition of Inside The NBP! The most exciting recap show for the blood bowl league Nuffle Be Praised! I'm Crypt Collinsworth and this edition we will cover the second week of inter-divisional intra-conference match ups! Lots of exciting match ups this week! Of course in addition to the match recaps we also have our Players of The Week showcasing the best players in week 5 as well as our injury report, spilling the beans on all the nasty accidents and maladies to befall the brave players of Nuffle Be Praised!

To get the coverage started let's send it over to our own odious orator former three time champion Mr. Ronnie Rott!

Just be thankful that smell-o-vision never caught on.

Just be thankful that smell-o-vision never caught on.

Excellent intro as always Crypt! You are one underrated, emaciated emcee! Well it's that time again fans, to check in on another action packed week of Nuffle Be Praised Action! This week is our second week of inter-divisional, intra-conference play which featured the top ranked teams taking on the second ranked teams and vice versa with the same for the third and fourth ranked teams in each division! Will this be the week when some teams start to pull away towards a playoff spot? Or will other teams step up and make things interesting?

Let's start off with The top ranked team in Tar and Feather Strong Bad's Awesome Team featuring Herman Menderchuk taking on second place in Deep Dark, Kingdom of The Misfit! After losing a tough match to League-Leading Rats off To You! Last week Strong Bad's Awesome team took the pitch looking to get things back on-track. It was unfortunate for Kingdom of The Misfit that they were the ones who had to play the Awesome Team. As when the smoke cleared, The Awesome Team had won 2 to 0 along with putting a real hurting on Kingdom Of The Misfits bench.

This injury (originally a death) occurred during a Blitz on the very first block of the game.

This injury (originally a death) occurred during a Blitz on the very first block of the game.

Next up the top ranked in Deep Dark as well top ranked overall Rats off To Ya!! Took on second place in Tar and Feather, 2 time division winner #Swole! In the classic blood bowl match up of Skaven and Dwarf it was all about positioning and the tackle skill that lead to a back and forth match up. However after Rats off To Ya!! Were able to take the lead, it looked like #Swole was going to score and tie it up. But the decision to stall cost #Swole dearly as a key block on the ball carrier caused the ball to scatter out of bounds and prevent the dwarfs from dying the game, as Rats off To Ya!! won 2 to 1.

The Ball scatters out of bounds as, the risky decision to stall cost #Swole the chance to tie.

The Ball scatters out of bounds as, the risky decision to stall cost #Swole the chance to tie.

Next up the bottom ranked Stinking Geysers took on third place Loki's Toys in a fierce match up. Despite having the armor deficiency, Loki's Toys were able to keep most of their players on the pitch to keep the game close. However an epic dodge and touchdown pass by The Geysers allowed them to take the lead 2 to 1 and win the match.

Despite the fact that they do have a thrower, you don't usually see an aerial assault from an orc team.

Despite the fact that they do have a thrower, you don't usually see an aerial assault from an orc team.

In our last clash between Tar and Feather and Deep Dark Division The third ranked STD Pros took on the bottom placed Goth Bondage Party. It's somewhat hard to believe that the two time division winning Goth Bondage Party could have fallen on such hard times but it is true. Things did not get any better this match as they lost 1 to 0 in a tight, defensive struggle.

The sponsors refuse to allow us to film a shot of Leprosy up close for fear that we will lose too many viewers!

The sponsors refuse to allow us to film a shot of Leprosy up close for fear that we will lose too many viewers!

Now we move onto the Western Conference matches where the Ale and Anarchy division clashed with Salt Works. In the first match up, the second place in the Salt Works Street Fighter Elves took on top ranked Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht. In a match up where the elves had to constantly deal with less than ideal circumstances they kept the pressure on Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht and almost defeated them. However Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht never gave up and were able to pull of the late game tie for a final score of 2 to 2.

My favorite Street Figher World Warrior was always . . .Ersnal?

My favorite Street Figher World Warrior was always . . .Ersnal?

Next up the second place in Ale and Anarchy Nekromancies Folly took on the defending season 2 champion Dumpster Diving Lizards. In one of the bloodiest matches in NBP History, The Follys ransacked The Dumpster Diving Lizards removing a total of 9 players from the pitch en-route to their 3 to 1 dominating victory.

The Eighth Hobo is reborn as a member of Nekromancies Folly.

The Eighth Hobo is reborn as a member of Nekromancies Folly.

In our third match up of the Western Conference the resurgent Underground Bloods Wars took on the struggling Springfield Atoms. The Woes for the Atoms continued as injuries prevented them from putting up a competitive match against Underworld Blood Wars as they lost 3 to 0.

Eve scores a touchdown for Underworld Blood Wars

Eve scores a touchdown for Underworld Blood Wars

In our final match up of the West the last place The Cure clashed with the third placed Speedy Demons. Both teams have been unable to make a significant impact in season three up to this point. Though it looks like the Speedy Demons might want it a little bit more than The Cure, scoring the games only touchdown and winning 1 to 0.

You can't tell from this photograph but that's supposed to be snow, we've fired the photograph rest assured.

You can't tell from this photograph but that's supposed to be snow, we've fired the photograph rest assured.

Now we move on to NBP Europa where the Old World Division matched up once again with the Beheaded Kings to produce some exciting and blood soaked matches!

First up we have the top ranked Pax Romana taking on the second place but climbing Rockport Redbacks. This was a match the Redbacks desperately needed to win to keep them alive in the hunt to win the division. In an exciting back and forth match up Pax Romana was able to use their superior muscle and agile skinks to win the match up 2 to 1 and to cast serious doubts on whether The Redbacks can win the their division.

Stump Chunkman should be designated a secret weapon.

Stump Chunkman should be designated a secret weapon.

In the second match up first placed Kiss of Death took on the Orion Magics. The Classic battle between Bash and Agility. This time Bash prevailed as Kiss of Death methodically used positioning and measured decisions to keep the agility in check winning the match up 1 to 0.

Everyone showed up expecting to see beast-men kill elves, I'm not sure they expected the opposite!

Everyone showed up expecting to see beast-men kill elves, I'm not sure they expected the opposite!

Next up we have Let's Go Beserk!! taking on bottom ranked Da wild tings. Both teams have had a tough go of it in Season 3 but neither have shown any signs of giving up as both teams fought with great fire and intensity. Ultimately the Norse Squad were able to prevail winning the match 2 to 0.

A well placed fireball from a wizard hired by Lets Go Beserk!!

A well placed fireball from a wizard hired by Lets Go Beserk!!

In our last match up of the week The Old Orleans Saints 2 took the field against The Dangerous Warriors. Every year it seems one team gets completely overwhelmed with injuries and this season it seems like that team is the Old Orleans Saints 2. They faced another punishing gaming this week as they buried 2 more players en-route to losing 2 to 1 to the Dangerous Warriors.

Look at how excited Eric Cartman is to score he is actually jumping off the ground!

Look at how excited Eric Cartman is to score he is actually jumping off the ground!

Talk about exciting and unexpected action! Let's keep this blood bowl party going and send it over to John Maddening and The Players of the Week!

Thank you Ronnie! It's that time of the week fans where we recognize the best players of the week here in Nuffle Be Praised! As you all know we give an award for the best player in each of our three conferences as well as the best player overall from those three players! So let's look at the tape!

Our first award goes out to the best player in the Eastern Conference. While their were many great players in the eastern conference this week the best of them all was Azlor the Stinking Geysers Blitzer with 8 SPP including catching a touchdown pass!

For the award for the player of the week West I don't think there is any doubt that the award goes to Growarg Rugtail from Nekromancies Folly with an impressive 9 SPP from scoring multiple touchdowns in Nekromancies Folly's victory over top ranked defending champion Dumpster Diving Lizards!

Now for the best player in the European Conference we again had a few very solid choices to pick from . Ultimately the award goes to Eric Cartman of the Dangerous Warriors with 6 SPP from 2 touchdowns in Dangerous Warriors Victory!

Finally for the award for player of the league for week 5 goes to Growarg Rugtail! 9 SPP was the most of any player this week without the benefit of an mvp, and indeed anyone who thought Amaris the Cursed was the most skilled Wolf on Nekromancies Folly will have to take a look again!

After Scoring the touchdown Growarg likes to reward himself by chasing his own tail.

After Scoring the touchdown Growarg likes to reward himself by chasing his own tail.

That's all from the Players of the Week let's head over to The Injury Report with new correspondent Dead Sabol!

Thank you John Maddening! It's just great to be a part of the team! As you fans know Howard Co-HEll and NBP Management could not come to terms on a renewal of his contract so is no longer a member of Inside The NBP! But, I Dead Sabol am here to take his place and do a better job than he ever could!  Let's take a quick break and we will be back to the recap!

Welcome back to the show!  As always we rank the injury report by severity from badly hurt, to miss next game, to niggling injury, permanent stat down, and then finally death! Let's roll the bloody film!

Badly Hurt – Magic Man Gregory and Animatronic Tojo from Rats off To Ya!!; Flabost from Stinking Geysers; Enthil from Goth Bondage Party; Spitznogle from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Tehechi of Despair, Hobo 2, Gristle Mcthornbody, Hobo 7, Hobo 3, Blue Streak, and Treasure Hunter From Dumpster Diving Lizards; Quint and Nihlus Forever Hungry from Underworld Blood Wars; Bobby Boucher, Hiththan, and Elbrior from Speedy Demons; Bruce Edderkop from Rockport Redbacks; Athnilee and Gwythanur from Orion Magics; Unnr Skalla-Grimr and Langdora from Lets Go Beserk; Nizig from Da wild tings; Randy Marsh from Dangerous Warriors; St Orastil and St Laerranththor from Old Orleans Saints 2.

Miss Next Game – Brospector Gadget From #Swole; Lorundodr and Geirrvaror from Loki's Toys; Mistress Tickles from Goth Bondage Party; The Stanky One from Dumpster Diving Lizards; Yaritza Borgeos and Wylan Smithers from Springfield Atoms; Should I Retire from Pax Romana; Slouk'gor from Kiss of Death; As Sveinsson from Lets Go Beserk; Saint Eruonion from Old Orleans Saints 2.

Niggling Injury – Sex Machine and Thinks he's a Merman from Kingdom of The Misfits; Herzog Ulrich Von Schulz from Das Slaytanic Wehrmacht; Jekil Smutzer from Springfield Atoms; Tar Antthula from Rockport Redbacks.

Permanent Stat Downs – Glass Bone Jock from Kingdom of The Misfit with Strength down; Ersnal from Street Figher Elves with Armor Value down; Mesis from Speedy Demons with movement down.

Death – Think he has a horse from Kingdom of the Misfit; The Eighth Hobo from Dumpster Diving Lizards; Mug Par from Kiss of Death; Dorfein from Orion Magics; St. Tithuathon and St Orastien from Old Orleans Saints 2.

Now of course to finish things off we give out the award for the bloodiest game of the week! While there were a few great contenders this week ultimately the award for sheer number of injuries goes to the Nekromanices Folly vs Dumpster Diving Lizards featuring an eye popping 9 injuries to the lizards!

The Folly did in fact have 2 injuries but the power of regeneration is strong with their nekromancer.

The Folly did in fact have 2 injuries but the power of regeneration is strong with their nekromancer.

It looks a lot worse than it actually is, 9 injuries but only one death and one miss next game with 7 badly hurts.

It looks a lot worse than it actually is, 9 injuries but only one death and one miss next game with 7 badly hurts.

That does it for me let's sent it back over to Crypt for the wrap-up!

Thank you Dead Sabol and what a great job you did here in your first recap as a full time personality! Well fans that does it for another edition of Inside The NBP! I'm your host Crypt Collinsworth and on behalf of Ronnie Rott, John Maddening and Dead Sabol I want to say thanks for tuning in and remember to Always Praise Nuffle!