Nuffle Be Praised Weekly Recap Week 4

Hello fans and blood bowlers and welcome to another edition of the Nuffle Be Praised weekly recap show! The number one recap show for the premiere league in all of blood bowl! Crypt Collinsworth here again to bring you all the action of the week! This special edition recap ends the first week of inter-conference play! Who was better this week the East or the West? Also this week we have a spotlight on the mid-season promotion. Highlighting all the players who have transferred from the development league into the pros! As always we will also bring you the players of the week and the injury report. Let's get down to the action!

Let's start off our first inter-conference game with a battle for first place in the league! As Number one in the Eastern Conference CommieCOZY'S Genetically Engineered Superelf High (GESH) took on Jonny_mal's top ranked squad in the west The Springfield Atoms. In the battle for the top spot in the league The Springfield Atoms narrowly defeated GESH 2 to 1. For a full match recap check out the week four game of the week.

The confident 0001 preening after scoring a touchdown

The confident 0001 preening after scoring a touchdown

In our battle of the second rank squads DaltMc's #Swole took on Double Pastis' Dark Theory. In a rousing game featuring 2 fatalities to the dark elves both teams left it all on the pitch but neither team was able to break the 1 to 1 stalemate.

The Brofessor being escorted by the ranks of #Swole

The Brofessor being escorted by the ranks of #Swole

The three versus three showdown match up featured Snakbar7's Arctic Underoos taking on Midway_Monster01's Varangian Guard. In a fierce Norse on Norse match up both sides went to war piling up bodies on the sidelines. When the fighting was over The Varangian Guard stood victorious in a 1 to 0 victory.

The Varangian Guard's Releth scores the game's sole touchdown

The Varangian Guard's Releth scores the game's sole touchdown

Our fourth place match up saws Bortbot18's Goth Bondage Party take on Silaninil's World Wide Webz. In this dark elf mirror match The Goth Bondage Party extended their win streak to 2 games picking up the win 2 to 1.

The GIMPs in the audience cheer as The Bondage Party scores the winning touchdown, at least it sounds like cheering but its hard to tell with the zippers closed.

The GIMPs in the audience cheer as The Bondage Party scores the winning touchdown, at least it sounds like cheering but its hard to tell with the zippers closed.

Our fifth round match up was supposed to feature Stimee's Strong Bad's Awesome Team vs Nollix's Aztecs. Unfortunately due to Strong Bad's Awesome Team having a very loose understanding of geography they ended up on the wrong continent for their game and thus were unable to reach the stadium. The Aztecs for their part made the mistake of scheduling the game during lizard mating season and as such their stadium was in no condition to host a game causing the match up to be a draw.

Here is a stock photo of a cheerleader's posterior because our cameraman is apparently a pervert.

Here is a stock photo of a cheerleader's posterior because our cameraman is apparently a pervert.

In the battle of the sixes Hezekiah87's The Green Plague did battle with Dymntd's Ol' Angry Ears. The Orcs brutalized the elves on the pitch on the way to the 1 to 0 win.

Three of the toughest Orcs in all of blood bowl. Three of the dumbest too, but you have to take the good with the bad.

Three of the toughest Orcs in all of blood bowl. Three of the dumbest too, but you have to take the good with the bad.

The Battle of the sevens featured Mariogodzilla's Sticks and Stones take on ChaseJJ's Peasant Brigade. In a high scoring battle that featured nonstop fouling from the Brigade, I mean literally every turn, neither team was able to get the edge leading to a 2 to 2 tie.

One of the peasant brigade peasants performing a fatal curb-stomp that went unnoticed by the referee

One of the peasant brigade peasants performing a fatal curb-stomp that went unnoticed by the referee

Our last match up of the week was the battle of the eights. MrB1129's House Verindath took on Fatmarc4lyfe1's Odin's Finest. Matron Verindath torturing her team for their poor performances must have worked as House Verindath picked up the win 2 to 0.

House Verindath and Odin's Finest fans were hostile all game causing a riot that took time off the clock to restore order.

House Verindath and Odin's Finest fans were hostile all game causing a riot that took time off the clock to restore order.

That does it for the individual match recaps now let's take a look at the division and conference breakdowns to see where the teams place and what lies in store for the second half of the season.

In the Eastern Conference Northern Division #Swole is in the lead with 6 points, followed by The Arctic Underoos with 4, Strong Bad's Awesome Team with 3 and Sticks and Stones with 2. Can #Swole hold onto their lead atop the division or will there be a swing in the second half of the season?

In the Eastern Conference South Division The Goth Bondage Party have taken the top spot with 6 points, followed by GESH with 5 and The Green Plague with 4. Odin's Finest sits at the bottom with 1 point. GESH has been dethroned as the division leader can they reclaim their spot?

Moving on to the Western Conference Northern Division The Springfield Atoms have the most points overall with 7, followed closely by The Varangian Guard at 5. Ol' Angry Ears and House Verindath come in at third and fourth with 2 points each.

In the Western Conference Southern Division Dark Theory has the top spot with 6 points, followed by World Wide Webz in second with 4, Aztecs in third also with 4 points and The Peasant Brigade in fourth place with 1 point.

In the overall Conference standings for the Eastern Conference The Goth Bondage Party has taken the top spot, followed closely by #Swole, with GESH taking third place. The Arctic Underoos, The Green Plague, and Strong Bad's Awesome team are in fourth, fifth and sixth place respectively. Sticks and Stones is in seventh place and Odin's Finest is in eighth. It's still anyone's conference as there is still half a season left to play.

In the Western Conference The Springfield Atoms are in first place, followed by The Varangian Guard and Dark Theory in second and third place. World Wide Webz are the fourth ranked team, followed by The Aztecs, House Verindath, Ol' Angry Ears and finally The Peasant Brigade. The Springfield Atoms are cruising in the drivers seat of first place. Can they stay the course through the second half of the season?

That's all for the division and conference wrap ups I'm going to send it over to John Maddening now with our players of the week and our promotion player roundup!

Another photo of the cheerleaders, we would fire our cameraman but we are pretty sure he is in the union.

Another photo of the cheerleaders, we would fire our cameraman but we are pretty sure he is in the union.

Hello fans this John Maddening here and I've got a double dose of recap for you with the usual players of the week awards as well as the promotional player roundup! Let's Start off with the players of the week! Remember, the selection is based upon the players' on pitch performances for the week in review. We will choose 3 players. The first 2 choices will be awarded to stand out players in their conference and they will be awarded the “Conference Player of the Week” title. We then select the week's overall stand-out player for “League-wide Player of the Week”. Selection for league wide player of the week disqualifies that player from also winning the “Conference Player of the Week” title. Now with that out of the way lets get to the awards!

Our first award for “Conference Player of the Week” for the Eastern Conference goes to The Green Plague's Galnast Bruis'Smasha. This Black Orc bruiser caused an injury and a death in The Green Plague's victory over Ol' Angry Ears.

A face only a mother could love. Do orcs have mothers? Or is it like a brood larval kind of thing? Someone find out and get back to me on that.

A face only a mother could love. Do orcs have mothers? Or is it like a brood larval kind of thing? Someone find out and get back to me on that.

Our next award for “Conference Player of the Week” for the Western Conference goes to The Springfield Atom's outstanding Ogre Stampy! Stampy earned the honors by causing 2 key injuries in the Atoms battle for first place against GESH as well as winning the games MVP.

“What are we going to do the kid actually wants the elephant, we don't have an elephant it's a gag gift no one ever takes the gag gift”

“What are we going to do the kid actually wants the elephant, we don't have an elephant it's a gag gift no one ever takes the gag gift”

Lastly we award the title of “League-wide player of the week” this week's award goes to #Swole's Bronito Muscelini (no relation to the fascist dictator) Bronito earned the award by killing 2 of Dark Theory's players.

His dwarf pals call him “Il Duce”

His dwarf pals call him “Il Duce”

That does it for the player of the week awards now let's move on over to the promotional player round up! As you know in Nuffle Be Praised Pro we offer an innovative mid-season player promotion system that allows teams to bring up one player from their developmental squad onto their pro team to play the second half of the season. Let's take a look at the players that have been called up to the big leagues!

Our first promotion saw a cross coach deal struck as promising young Troll Slayer Lars Skulldrinker was traded from The Koom Valley Sappers to be promoted to #Swole. Skulldrinker is a strong player featuring the heavy hitting of mighty blow as well as the resolve of Stand Firm. To make room for Skulldrinker the under performing Fidel Castbro was traded to the Koom Valley Sappers

When Lars Skulldrinker found out he had been traded to #Swole he immediately bought Dwarf Growth Hormone and started calling everyone bro.

When Lars Skulldrinker found out he had been traded to #Swole he immediately bought Dwarf Growth Hormone and started calling everyone bro.

Our next promotion saw The Varangian Guard recruit a fresh ulf-werener from their reserve system named Drac Mac Syro. The vicious beast-man earned a reputation in training camp for constant howling and mauling any player that gets in his way, including his own team-mates! Lineman Weath was relegated to the Varangian Reserves to make room for the Ulf-werener.

Is it Dray-c or Draa-c? Either way you say it I'm sure he will still bite your face off.

Is it Dray-c or Draa-c? Either way you say it I'm sure he will still bite your face off.

Ol' Angry Ears took advantage of the promotion week to bring up Witch Elf Lilriean from Slowpitch to replace linelf Telis. A Witch Elf with Block should be a formidable player that should help even the odds for Ol' Angry Ears.

Lilriean wants to dethrone Matron Verindath as most popular Witch Elf of Nuffle Be Praised

Lilriean wants to dethrone Matron Verindath as most popular Witch Elf of Nuffle Be Praised

GESH used their promotion to bring up talented thrower 3LF-0024 from their development squad GESP, 0024 is an aerial ace artist with both a Strong Arm and an accurate one. 3LF-009 was moved back down to GESP in exchange.

The prototype 3LF quarterback, grown in a lab and proud of the fact.

The prototype 3LF quarterback, grown in a lab and proud of the fact.

Strong Bad's Awesome Team used their stockpile of gold to call up Homestar Runner (Chaos Warrior) to replaced the murdered Cheat. This Homestar Runner features Jump up and mighty blow, ready to avenge The Cheat and bring the pain back to Strong Bad's Awesome Team.

Homestar Runner Chaos Warrior not to be confused with Homestar Runner beast-man

Homestar Runner Chaos Warrior not to be confused with Homestar Runner beast-man

Sticks and Stones used their promotion to hire a fresh War-dancer named Othelen from the defenders of Athel Loren, sending Lorroth back down to the minors. Sticks and Stones desperately needed the positional skill to help bolster their depleted roster.

Wardancers the most hated and loved player in blood bowl

Wardancers the most hated and loved player in blood bowl

That does it all for the promotional player round up, I'm going to send it over to Howard Co-Hell and the Week 4 injury report!

Hello everyone this is Howard Co-Hell and welcome to another edition of the Nuffle Be Praised Injury Report. This week is a big one chock full of injuries, maimings, and deaths. Our ratings are sure to increase now. Let's start things off with the badly hurt players. Just shaken up these players will be able to suit up for week 5.

Badly Hurts – Journey-elf Horthborn Elenehir playing for GESH,Halga of the Varangian Guard, Olafbjorg from The Arctic Underoos, The Beholder from Goth Bondage Party, Dofgrit from The Green Plague, Nenlos From Ol' Angry Ears, Mule Mitch from The Peasant Brigade, Naelendil and Heithra from Sticks and Stones, Matron Verindath from House Verindath, and Rumpleforeskin and Morlaine from House Verindath.

Next up we go to the miss next games, these injuries are kind of self explanatory, after suffering one of these ghastly accidents, the player must sit out one game before he can return to the pitch.

MNG- Journey-elf Morimcan Kevatonnal playing for GESH, Fidel Castbro from #Swole, Eystein The Hunter from The Arctic Underoos, Manservant Hecubus from The Goth Bondage Party, Bethmael from Ol' Angry Ears, Trielanwe from Sticks and Stones, and Anleifr Ulfeid from Odins Finest.

After the missed next games we have the niggling injuries. In addition to missing the next game, the player with the niggling injury has a far greater chance to re-injury himself than the average player.

Niggling- 3LF-007 from GESH, Harald Kormak from Arctic Underoos, and Gausshain from Sticks and Stones.

Next we the permanent stat downs. These players have will miss a game and also have permanently lost a bit from their injuries. Players with a stat down usually don't last too long in the league.

Stat Downs – 3LF-0011 from GESH with an agility down, Skeld from Varangian Guard with an armor value down, Rakr The Scornful from Arctic Underoos with an armor value down, Brimnor from Sticks and Stones with an armor value down, and Boritgestr from Odin's Finest with and Agility down.

Lastly we have death, that final bell toll, for those players who have shuffled off the mortal coil for good.

Death – Limles and Rynran from Dark Theory, Grimr Kormak from The Arctic Underoos, Ash Wrought from The World Wide Webz, Ennal from Ol' Angry Ears, Iraedor and Uhlseyl from Sticks and Stones, and Skallabrandr from Odin's Finest.

8 deaths wow that's a record for Nuffle Be Praised for one week of action! Our mortician will be working overtime on that one. Finally fans before we send you away it's time to award this weeks bloodiest game of the week! It was a tough choice this week as 2 games stood out as exceedingly bloody, Sticks and Stones vs The Peasant Brigade, and The Arctic Underoos vs The Varangian Guard. After careful consideration of the severity of the injuries as well as the brutality of the match in general this week's award from bloodiest game goes to The Arctic Underoos verus The Varangian Guard!

The Underoos Suffered the greater toll in the match.

The Underoos Suffered the greater toll in the match.

While not as many injuries as The Underoos The Guard still suffered severe injuries

While not as many injuries as The Underoos The Guard still suffered severe injuries

Well that wraps up another week of Nuffle Be Praised action! Stay tuned for Cabal TV Presents Nuffle Be Praised Presenting Thursday Night Blood Bowl later in the week and remember to always Praise Nuffle!